What is Christmas if it doesn't involve a silly little joke from a cracker? Here are some of the best Christmas cracker jokes. Hey M&S, this cracker joke works with "E.T." because it's short for something. You can't just stick "elf" in there. PM - 26 Dec. Some of the best/worst Christmas Crackers jokes! Christmas jokes and humor. Fun Stuff This woman's terrifying make-up creations are the stuff of nightmares Warning: What's the name of the one horse in "Jingle Bells"? He had low elf-esteem. Uefa president Aleksander Ceferin praised the city in a letter to Carwyn Jones. Share On sms Share On sms.